This is not original with me–I once heard it. Thought I could make it fit the requirements of FSF. See more FSF stories at lilliemcferrin
John still in bed, turned off the ringing alarm clock, and stayed there, despite the sunlight filtering though the curtains.
“John, it’s time to get up” a voice called from the kitchen.
“John, breakfast is ready” the voice urged.
“John, really now, you are really will be late!”
Finally, the woman entering the bedroom drew back the covers and urged her husband, “hurry up, church can’t start without the minister!”