“But officer, I didn’t know it was against the law to type. I thought that law was just about texting on your phone. And I didn’t mean to be going fast, my foot just got stuck to the peddle and I didn’t see the bridge because of the sun blinding me. And aren’t I allowed one phone call?”
Prompt: Today you can write about anything, in whatever genre or form, but your post must include a speeding car, a phone call, and a crisp, bright morning. (Wildcard: you can swap any of the above for a good joke.) See further details.