A lady who went to the doctor and was told she was healthy enough to live to be a hundred. Well she thought, if that’s the case I think I have to make myself look better. No time like the present. So off she went to the plastic surgeon and got a nose job. Then she had her teeth straightened. She decided to go blond. After dieting for six months, she hardly recognized herself.
A big shopping trip was next. She went to Jarods for diamonds and then to Macys for a new wardrobe. Wearing her new fir, she exited the store and at the corner was crossing the street when she was run down by a delivery van.
Arriving in Heaven, she protested. “It’s me, God. Margaret. I’m not supposed to be here. It’s a great mistake. The doctor told me I’d live forever.
And God replied, “I’m so sorry, but you see, I didn’t recognize you.”
This is a story I heard years ago and thought it was a good answer to the daily prompt. https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/new-skin/